Hey, I'm only a day behind!!! Okay, so I've got to tell you about the latest blog party I'm involved in. It's being co-ordinated by Mommies United, and I love that it's Mommies! Who else understands that everything can come to a screeching halt because someone needs to go potty NOW, or that it is acceptable to dance and sing the "Poo-Poo" song in Target's bathroom because that same someone made a deposit?
They've got tons of great prizes, and I want them all, but I picked my top four!
1- Being of long torso and stretch marks, I would LOVE to win a Blush topless undershirt!
2- Again, I need these! Hip-T makes one that has lace on it. My sweet princess is always kind enough to tell me when my "panties are showing!" Especially in the middle of a crowded store.
3- A hoodie AND a tote??? Those are my two favorite things!! Thank you, Positive Chicks! A bag to carry stuff in and something to hid my extra, um, baggage...
4- And in case you think I'm ignoring my four sweeties, a gift certificate from bitty braille! It's fabulous that they are supporting the American Foundation for the Blind.
They've got tons of great prizes, and I want them all, but I picked my top four!
1- Being of long torso and stretch marks, I would LOVE to win a Blush topless undershirt!
2- Again, I need these! Hip-T makes one that has lace on it. My sweet princess is always kind enough to tell me when my "panties are showing!" Especially in the middle of a crowded store.
3- A hoodie AND a tote??? Those are my two favorite things!! Thank you, Positive Chicks! A bag to carry stuff in and something to hid my extra, um, baggage...
4- And in case you think I'm ignoring my four sweeties, a gift certificate from bitty braille! It's fabulous that they are supporting the American Foundation for the Blind.
So now in true mommy party fashion, I will come up with some ridiculous party games that no child will want to play, but adults will be amused while watching others make a fool out of themselves!
Game Number 1-
What is the most embarrassing thing that you've ever done? Anonymous posts are fine!
I'll go first- Let me set the stage, Easter morning, sunrise service, it's wet outside, a little muddy. I'm wearing the cutest heeled sandals and carrying an infant in a carrier. Oh yeah, it's happening. The service has already started and it's quiet as we trudge through the wet grass to find a seat. My oh so cute heels get caught, and down I go, but wait! As I'm falling a lovely word escapes my lips. "Sh*t!" The baby is unharmed, and not too many people turn around. Later, during the breakfast, someone sitting on the front row comes up to me and says, "Are you okay? I heard what you said." AAAGGGHHH!!!! Well, we still go there, but I don't wear heels to sunrise service anymore.
All right, spill the beans! Share your humiliation. Remember what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and makes us laugh at your expense.
Game Number 1-
What is the most embarrassing thing that you've ever done? Anonymous posts are fine!
I'll go first- Let me set the stage, Easter morning, sunrise service, it's wet outside, a little muddy. I'm wearing the cutest heeled sandals and carrying an infant in a carrier. Oh yeah, it's happening. The service has already started and it's quiet as we trudge through the wet grass to find a seat. My oh so cute heels get caught, and down I go, but wait! As I'm falling a lovely word escapes my lips. "Sh*t!" The baby is unharmed, and not too many people turn around. Later, during the breakfast, someone sitting on the front row comes up to me and says, "Are you okay? I heard what you said." AAAGGGHHH!!!! Well, we still go there, but I don't wear heels to sunrise service anymore.
All right, spill the beans! Share your humiliation. Remember what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and makes us laugh at your expense.
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Enjoy the party! How great of you to openly share your 'embarrassing' moment!
so nice to meet you!! enjoy the party!! stop by our party post if you get a chance!!
OMG!! I have too many embarrassing moments to pick just one!! I guess I'll go with the first one that came to mind! Back when I was in High School my first true love was a boy named Chris. One day I went to his house after school. After being there for a while I started to get "Spooky World" .... that a term my family used for a belly ache! Well I had to use the bathroom...FAST! To put this nicely.....I exploded! TMI?? Sorry! I did not know that their toilet was broken and when I flushed it came up and over the bowl and flooded the bathroom floor! OMG! His little brother who was probably 13 started yelling into the bathroom "YUCK you stink, your gross!" I wanted to dig myself a grave and die! His mom came to my rescue and had me lay down, I felt really sick, and cleaned up after me. I don't think it gets worse than that! LOL!
All right! We've got another player! Come on ladies, don't leave Dawn and me alone in our embarrassment.
Thanks for stopping by and partying at my place.
I can't think of anything too embarrassing. The last thing that happened that was embarrassing was I went to go get the mail and tripped and flew through the air, mail and all flat onto the ground. I don't think anyone saw except maybe the car at the stop sign. All though, his view might have been blocked by my car in the driveway. I found it hilarious after the pain wore away.
I have a potentially embarrassing story that just occurred two weeks ago. I say potentially because only one person saw it and I really didn't care. We were at my mother-in-law's for an overnight visit when my husband went outside to start the grill. He is not always the most careful or watchful, so when my daughter (age 2) went outside after him I got a little nervous (like the hovering mother hen I am) and went to run out after her, only I ran dead into the sliding glass door. Right in front of my mother-in-law. I left a nice big grease spot too. It hurt, she laughed (in a sympathetic way), and I shook it off and dashed out after my daughter.
The real kicker is that I've always wondered how anyone could be so oblivious as to run into a sliding glass door. I guess now I know.
Hope you are enjoying the party...
Seriously, I have WAY too many embarrassing things to post, your blog couldn't hold them all (ha!).
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