I would like a, um... middle sized one?

I want a medium. Not a grande, venti, or whatever else ridiculous name you can think up. Also, why is the smallest size sometimes called a medium? Shouldn't it be a small? I thought the whole point of a drive through was to make it quick and easy. I would just like a drink without having to learn a new language please. If you're going to use another language, at least use Spanish. I can figure out Spanish. Donde esta el bano? Dame un besito, por favor. Mira, mira! Well, maybe not enough to get a drink.